This one's short but sweet, my old friend years ago in school openly said to everyone in class that he is half wolf
\nOh man that is something that would stick with me.
\nAnd unsurprisingly he came out as a furry the next year \ud83d\ude02
\nWho ever would have guessed that?? \ud83d\ude1d
\nI worked in a restaurant and a waitress was given a table of 12 and she was supposed to bring out this huge slab of a cake at the end. As she was walking with it to the table the cake started sliding out of the box, hit the end of the table and landed on the floor and she fell into it while trying to save it. \nShe was so embarrassed, the party was upset...I think the manager had to comp the entire tables bills and finished service for them instead of the waitress.\nI think about this moment more often than I'd like to admit.
\nWhat shitty customers to be shitty about it\u00a0
\nI would have been mortified if I were her :( I hope she was able to work past that.
\nA girl I went to high school with got super drunk at a party and shit her pants while she was vomiting in the bushes. The pants were white.
\nI get that at that age you drink to get hammered and it's likely that the drinks at the party was crappy rail liquor, but that also makes me wonder if she was on medication that interacted badly ... poor thing
\nI felt awful for her. She was a champ and told a few people who tried to make fun of her for it to fuck off.
\nPoor girl. But she sounds like she did great with it.
\nNot the worst but\u2026During university my friend was writing a brain storming list on the board for problems facing society. She spelled illiteracy incorrectly.
\nOuch.
\nMy principal in elementary school went to use the pepper shaker and the lunch lady hadn\u2019t screwed if on and it ruined his food. \u00a0He yelled at all the kids only to be corrected by the lunch lady saying she didn\u2019t tighten it.
\nAt least the lunch lady spoke up!
\nAn idea was stored for future use in the brains of several pain in the ass kids that day
\nAny chance it was a kid and she was just protecting them?
\nNo I was the first to sit down at the table and didn\u2019t touch it. \u00a0We had barely sat down. \u00a0We were the first lunch so it\u2019s unlikely and each table had them so highly unlikely someone would have guessed. \u00a0We were in elementary. \u00a02nd grade\u00a0
\nA guy was walking by ogling a woman sitting in an office reception, as he did he walked BAM straight into a glass panel rather than through the open door. Comedy gold, especially as there was a greasy face print clearly visible on the glass.
\nI've done this personally, twice.
\nOh man, it\u2019s even worse when you leave physical proof
\nA friend of mine was a waitress and waited on a table that was a guy that looked to be in his 70s and a woman that looked to be late teens/early 20s. My friend commented how nice it was to see a young woman out with her grandfather. Turned out they were married and both in their 30s. Super embarrassing for everyone involved.
\nOH MAN THATS TERRIBLE
\nIn high school a girl that was a little heavy sat on a chair and it immediately just shattered to pieces. She went spilling down and it made a huge scene. She was clearly so embarrassed. The thing was she wasn\u2019t even that big, so the chair had to be damaged somewhat already.
\nPoor girl :(
\nI was living in Alaska, and I was in the 4th grade. During the winter we would wear snow suits when we were outside (heavy jackets, snow pants, boots, gloves, facemask) and when we got to class we would remove the jackets, snow pants, hats, gloves and boots and put on regular shoes. Going back out for recess, we'd put everything back on again. When it warmed up, come spring time, we would start to go to school without the snow pants, and then later on, without the boots as the snow and ice melted.
\n\nThis one kid, he didn't wear his snow pants to school as it warmed up, but we had been wearing snow suits to school since October and now, late March, he wasn't wearing his snow pants, but was still so used to removing his snow pants that when he got to the class room, he removed his gloves, his boots, his jacket, his blue jeans, put on his tennis shoes and started to walk back to his desk. He got almost halfway to his desk before he was spotted by a female classmate who pointed and laughed at him.
\nAutopilot can be the worst! I hate knowing someone made fun of him
\nWe were kids, making fun of each other is what we did.
\nFriends and I had almost gotten into a 4 on 4 bar brawl one night, but cooler heads prevailed and we all decided we weren't going to fight because we all were friendly with the bar owner and didn't want to be responsible for a call to the cops at his place (it was brand new.) Tensions still ran a little high due to some trash talk and how very close we all came to punching each other.
\n\nThe next week, I went to the same bar in the afternoon with my Yuppie Mother. One of the guys we almost fought saw me sitting across the bar and sent me and my Mom a beer as kind of a peace offering. I gave a subtle wave as an acknowledgement and thanks. My Mom asks me, loudly enough for the guy and the whole bar to hear "WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" I softly said "I'll tell you later." She says "NO! I WANNA MEET YOUR FRIEND!" I lean in and whisper "Not really a friend, I'll tell you later." "BULLSHIT! HE JUST SENT US OVER TWO DRINKS, ONLY FRIENDS DO THAT! WHY WON'T YOU INTRODUCE ME?"
\n\nShe walks over to his barstool, extends her hand, and says "HI! I'M (Mom's name) I'M DocRules's MOTHER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HIS PROBLEM IS TODAY, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE DRINK!" She starts to ask him all kinds of questions about where he went to school, and how he knew me, as if it were a business networking mixer. He looked over at me and had a good, long chuckle. I was mortified. Never had a problem with him or his friends after that, though.
\nMoms always know best, don\u2019t you know?
\nKid slept during class and he drooled so much it was down his arm and dripping down his desk
\nI\u2019m impressed with his drooling productivity
\nTook a family trip to Disney world. My mom began to feel queasy so I decided my kids and I would go back to the hotel with my mom and rest for a while. My mom gets on the bus and says \u201cgive me your bag\u201d and is puking into this bag. This lady is sitting beside her the whole time. Then as we were almost to our hotel, she threw up really hard and farted right in that ladies direction. She was so sick that I had to apologize to this lady. But it\u2019s a running joke in the family about nana basically shitting her pants on a stranger in Disney world \ud83d\ude02
\nOMG I don\u2019t even know how I would have dealt with that
\nAt a company I once worked at I had a coworker that would setup a grill in the back of his pickup truck so he could sell some burgers on the side at lunch for a little extra cash. One day however the grease pan overflowed and it somehow led to the entire bed of his truck catching on fire right out in front of the building we all worked in. The flames were higher than the truck! Coworkers came pouring out to see what had happened, and the fire department ended up having to come to put the fire out. Funny enough, he was already conveniently parked in the fire lane when it happened. He continued working at the company for many years, but that was the end of his lunchtime side hustle.
\nSometimes when there\u2019s an act of god, you have to listen.
\nKid was hanging onto a bball hoop rim in gym class. Another kid pantsed him, boxers included. Inch worm came out on full display in front of the whole class with all the girls pointing and screaming/laughing
\nThat\u2019s terrible. I\u2019m pretty sure you aren\u2019t the only one who remembered that!
\nMy dad took us to dinner at Chili\u2019s. I think I was maybe 13/14. They had all you can eat ribs. He pitched a fit with the server over something dumb he asked for more bbq sauce and they brought two more of those ramekin sized things and he yelled that it wasn\u2019t enough. We quietly were like-DAD. Then he started yelling at us then my mom got embarrassed but defended him (?!) a manager had to come over and we left without tipping.
\nI feel so bad for you.
\nMy ex thought very little of me and didn\u2019t hide it when he was drunk. At one point we were at my family\u2019s gathering. He was plastered (even though he had promised me he wouldn\u2019t drink) and everyone else was sober. My brother was asking me about dog training because I have some experience there. My ex blurts out \u201cyou want HER to train your DOG?\u201d Like it was the most insane thing in the world. The whole family just went dead silent and stared at him.
\n\nI think it was worse because he didn\u2019t even realize how badly he had embarrassed himself by trying to tear me down in front of my family.
\n\nI ended the relationship as soon as we got home.
\nI\u2019m so glad to hear he\u2019s an ex
\nI was doing security at an event 2 day ago
\n\n1 girl got so drunk that she couldn\u2019t stay up and fell like 6 time, when I got her outside I laid her down on the ground while her friends try to unlock her phone to call her parents ( she was a minor ),but she couldn\u2019t say her password properly
\n\nI called for firemen to take her ( she was a minor and couldn\u2019t contact her parents ), I give her my jacket so she don\u2019t get cold and she throws up on it while praying for god ( her friend didn\u2019t understand why she was praying )
\n\nAlso a guy shit himself
\nYikes. It sounds like you had a very eventful night. Thank you for taking such good care of her!
\nThere was a lot more people than it was attended
\n\nWhe had a group of guys who climbed by the window to get free entry
\n\nThe toilet was destroyed, they break the ceiling and one sink, they also tore out a tap.
\n\nAt one point there was too much people so we couldn\u2019t let anyone enter, they started to pack at the entry and hit on the door and window, whe had to call the cop.
\n\nThree guys started to fight, fortunately we managed to stop the fight before anyone was injured.
\n\nSomeone add bring knife and started to threat people, this time whe got the psig involved but nothing was find.
\n\nOne person have release tear gas ( not a strong one but still ), the dj almost end the night
\n\nAnd last, people where starting to panic because rumors started to spread that someone was stinging with needles ( which was false ) , one girl had a panic attack
\nWhat type of event was this? Sounds like a Rager!
\nIt was a music event indoors, you can find some info online, the event is called rock\u2019n love and it takes place in bettviller
\nThat sounds like an absolutely wild event, that\u2019s crazy
\nProbably a friend of mine saying "Anyone over the age of 14 would be a nogo for me" (we were 16 at the time).
\n\nHe wanted to say "Anyone below the age of 14". We have been teasing him about it for 12 years now.
\nOh god, at least he isn\u2019t saying that now \ud83d\ude2d
\nThat time Piers Morgan asked "Do you know Pythagoras's Theorem to the nearest five decimal places?" then recited it as 3.147
\nAh, so good when there\u2019s proof
\nIn elementary school, we had a root beer float party after school one day. A little girl had her root beer float in one hand and was trying to lift herself up on the table to sit with the other hand. She couldn\u2019t make it on the table, fell on the floor, and dumped her own root beer float over her head. Still think about it to this day.
\nPoor girl. I wonder how much that keeps her up at night?
\nAn old boss of mine literally stomped his feet and said \u201cI am the boss\u201d after someone hadn\u2019t done something he\u2019d asked. It was the most pathetic thing I\u2019ve ever seen anybody do.
\nI hope someone mocked him.
\nI\u2019ve been mocking him for the past 7 years since it happened
\nI can\u2019t remember anything specific, but something I\u2019ve witnessed many times from multiple people is when it\u2019s really obvious that people are lying to go along with a group or make themselves look more appealing instead of being authentic. Super cringe to me.
\nThat\u2019s so sad \ud83e\udd72
\nI was in the school bathrooms waiting for a stall. It was in the middle of a lesson and the girl occupying it didn't hear me coming in and thought no one was around so she started singing. Dramatically and loud. I have never left a place so quickly.
\nWell, that\u2019s one way to get it all out
\nHahah
\nStepdad accidentally maced himself and caused the entire house to evacuate, his excuse only made it worse \u201cI thought it was portable air freshener\u201d, it wouldn\u2019t be to bad if kept in private but my mom being the cruel person she is told EVERYONE mostly mutual acquaintances
\nThere are just some people who can\u2019t keep a good story to themselves. It sounds like your mom is one of them.
\nThis girl who was also a bit overweight in high school sat on a table and it collapsed (it was sitting out in a hallway because it was already broken). A teacher that didn't know it was previously broken came out after hearing the noise and very loudly asked how many people were sitting on it.
\nI feel so bad for her.
\nWe went for a hike up a mountain. It required a cable car to get up there. Ticket was X Euros, but bringing your student license gives you half price. My cousin of course forgot her license and my uncle forced her to pay the difference, as he told her to bring her damn license. Then my cousin started throwing a tantrum at the lady behind the counter. That lady was about to call security on her. My cousin turned around, too proud to face security, yet already aroused enough attention to attract everyone's eyes at her shenanigans; walked away and walked straight into a glass door. Face straight to the glass, satisfying bump and everything. No one laughed, but their expressions said everything. What a glorious moment.
\nKarma is a wonderful thing.
\nClassmate gave a report holding textbook to cover erection. Also fell down bleachers walking down steps at school function. Didn\u2019t laugh, felt bad for him because it could happen to any of us too.
\nYou\u2019re a kind person
\nHey thanks. The former happened to me in a computer lab in middle school and a girl discreetly told me to sit down. Didn\u2019t even know what was happening to me, so her good example set something for me to follow when it happened to others.
\nI love when kindness brings out more kindness. Maybe you\u2019ve had that same effect on someone else.
\nI remember my friend tripping in front of people and immediately (and accidentally) doing a somersault.
\nIt was in the middle of our college campus. She was surrounded by people and absolutely mortified. I on the other hand was laughing my ass off. I made sure she was okay and helped her up of course, but I could not stop laughing.
She must have been pretty quick on her feet to be able to do a somersault instead of just face plant!
\nSome boy pulled his pants down in the middle of the campus during dismissal and started bragging about taking his pants off
\nWhat is there to even brag about??
\nMy buddy accidentally inhaled a pen cap in social studies class (he\u2019d been chewing on it) but luckily he had bit a hole in the top so he could breathe through it. He coughed it up quickly but yeah that was a thing
\nWho knew those stories were actually true??
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\nOh man, flying too close to the sun lol
\nsomeone in the walmart checkout line asked my mom when she was due. she wasn\u2019t pregnant.
\nOH NOOOOO
\nOhhh I have another one when I was in 6th grade I was walking down the hall and passing by the principal who was lecturing/scolding three boys for goofing off in the hall. He raised his voice a bit and farted audibly. I mean-the principal FARTED.
\nOH NOOO LOL
\nI was skipping gym class in the entry/foyer area that leads directly into the gym with a friend, we were watching the other kids play dodgeball through the door window and saw some guy get hit in the face with a ball. He came furiously running into the room, slamming open the door, and attempted to Sparta kick a desk but overshot it and his leg landed on top of the desk instead. He was so angry already and then had to rage hop himself back to get his foot back on the floor and then he looked over and saw us watching him. Lmao. It was one of the funniest slapstick moments of my life. Or maybe that time Hakeem Jeffries accidentally said \u201cFart hard for freedom\u201d instead of fight hard. I love stand up and my favorite comedians are some of the highest brow intellectuals in the biz- but stupid stuff at the right time will always crack me up.
\nComedic timing is a blessing.
\nMisuse of hyperbole
\nNervousPuppet.meme
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\nI went from despising him to feeling pity for him. His handlers literally put him through elder abuse. It's a fucking shame they did all that to a senile old man.
\n\nThat debate was the day I realized it wasn't actually Joe Biden that destroyed the country, but the people pulling the Marionette strings.\u00a0
\nWell, now you have a completely new old man to ruin your country
\nHE was the one who didn't want to drop out...they weren't forcing him to stay on
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