I gargled the bus driver’s balls and he still wouldn’t let ICE on the greyhound

I’m a proud TSA officer with over 15 years on the job. I recently hopped a Greyhound heading for Seattle (I lost my daughter to the commies, I don’t want to talk about it). We stop in Olympia, and while we’re waiting to drive deeper into the libtard hellscape a group of sharply dressed hunks of man meat attempt to board. There’s a little bit of a commotion, one of the men identifies himself as an ice agent and the Marxist bus driver tells him to gargle his balls! I was aghast, but dutiful citizen I am I quickly walked to the front of the bus. I told the handsome ice agents (no homo) that I would gladly take one for the team. I dropped to my knees and gargled the hell out of that bus driver’s balls. Not only did that backstabbing pinko not let the agents board the bus, I’m apparently now banned from riding greyhound. I am appalled by what this country has become. Boycott Greyhound!