What are some weird things people have said about your perfume (not knowing it’s your perfume)?

I’ve had multiple encounters where I’ll be working with or walking by someone and they say “it smells like (blank) in here” and I just know it’s my perfume.

I’ve had someone say “it smells like paper in here” when I wore Eilish No 2, someone said something smelled like play dough when I wore an indie scent with lemon honey and black tea, and I even had someone say I smelled like VaporRub when I wore Arabians Tonka lmao. Whenever I get weird comments like that, I immediately stop wearing those fragrances outside the house 😂 How about you guys?