After Harold retired from his job as inventory manager at a chemical plant, he wanted something to help keep busy so he applied for a job at his local grocery store.

The manager was excited about his past experience and hired him to do ordering for the store. Things were going great until the fateful day when Harold had a "senior moment" and ordered the wrong thing, leading to disaster.

As the customers and employees ran from the burning store, Harold's boss yelled to him: "Damn it Harold, it's IODIZED salt, not IONIZED!"