The Kardashians | Season 6 – Episode 4
At Kim's office, Kim is working on a collaboration between Skims and Dolce and Gabbana. She's been given carte blanche to do whatever she likes so everything is black or leopard print because D&G has never done anything else. Kim wants Kourtney to participate in the advertising campaign but she's not sure she'll want to be involved because of the unpleasantness.
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Kim, Kris, and Khloé arrive to have dinner with Bryan Johnson, a tech guy who measures his son's nighttime erections, abandoned his other less attractive children, and dumped his fiancée after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Andrew Huberman is there, too, so it's a smorgasbord of pseudoscientists who don't treat women well. Kim is doing everything she can to lower her biological age -- 'you know, peptides and healthy stuff' -- not least because her younger sister Khloé is chronologically and biologically several years younger than her and she can't have that. Kris doesn't understand what 'biohacking' is and prefers a more traditional approach to ageing ... so she brought her plastic surgeon and a bottle of tequila as party favours. They peruse Bryan's home clinic, full of machines that rejuvenate, and it's not long before he's talking about erect penises again (which is exactly why the NYTimes is about to expose him for inappropriate behaviour with his staff). I'm loathe to admit it but I've actually had Bryan's 'Super Veggie' and it's not that bad ... but it's not that good either. Kim is so smitten by Bryan and it's wonderful to see Huberman trying to impress her with gobbets of science and she's just like 'Bryan, the whites of your eyes are so white.' It's just so funny, seeing two men preach discipline when we know one had five girlfriends and spread STDs and the other employs prostitutes and doesn't see his kids. And Kim joins in on the bullshit by saying she doesn't drink alcohol ... then it cuts to a clip of her ripping shots at the Met Gala fifteen days before.
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Kim arrives at Kourtney's house to ask her to do the Skims x D&G campaign with her. Kim softens Kourtney up first by letting her win a game of ping-pong. Kourtney tells a boring story about how hasn't moved her clothes into Travis's house in the six months she's been living there so just wears Travis's clothes ... which gives Kim a perfect opportunity to talk to her about the D&G thing. Kourtney reiterates how her feelings weren't heard or validated blah blah blah but she's renovating her house, needs a storyline for the show that isn't about her kids and would rather not get an actual job so yes, she'll do the campaign.
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Kendall arrives at Khloé's house. Khloé FaceTimes Scott to let him know that we all saw the Mounjaro in his refrigerator and it feels like old times, when the show was at its best; natural, free-flowing, spontaneous. Scott isn't ashamed and Khloé says when she was fat she would (and did) take anything that promised she would lose the weight. Kendall is already thin so she's just trying to stay looking young and is very upset that she didn't go to the dinner with Bryan Johnson.
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At Kim's office, Kim and Kourtney are preparing to shoot the Skims x D&G campaign. Kim looks great ... and Kourtney looks less than good. She jokes that Kim is sabotaging her by giving her bad wigs and old make-up and she might be right. As we know, Kourtney doesn't like to work so having to sit in a trailer for a few hours while Kim shoots her looks is just not the vibe and Kourtney feels a bit regretful about agreeing to do it. After lunch, she's in a more positive mood and is trying to make the most of making tens of thousands of dollars for six hours of work but she's not into showing her body right now unless it can be airbrushed into oblivion she is in control of the look because working out isn't a priority right now (which I love for her after Scott bodyshamed her after she had Penelope...)
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Kris, Khloé and Kim are boarding Kim's plane to celebrate the birthday of one of Kris's friends. They're going to a Janet Jackson show so naturally Kim is wearing an original Janet Jackson outfit that she won in an auction. Remember when she took her hair stylist to meet Shania Twain and it meant more to her than it did to them? I fear we're back there because Kim admits that Janet means more to her on a personal level than anyone could ever imagine -- especially because she used to date Janet's nephew who definitely wasn't just another piece of celebrity memorabilia to her. Khloé had sperm injected into her neck ... which is a nice change of pace from having it on the outside and a conversation about tasting semen follows. One of the friends has never deep-throated before so she resolves to do it for her husband's 50th birthday in twenty-five days' time. Because this is a family show, most of the conversation is edited out.
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Next time on The Kardashians:
It's Khloé's 40th birthday.