I'm looking for a bf

Aggressively Hey guys.

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

I'm 29. Child free. Clean bill of health which can always be confirmed (DUH). Gainfully employed . Likes to moderately indulge in alcohol. Big fan of going to the movies, reading and card games. Smart(if I do say so myself) From the above you might guess I'm sassy and you're right! Pretty progressive in terms of thinking. Conventionally attractive. Light skinned, 60kgs, 5'4 Over my exes. Love languages, Quality time and gifts. I'm not a plain jane. I'm far from boring, ie I have a big personality, I love colours, I'm a yapper, I am OUT HERE living my life like it's golden. More can be discussed.

What I'm looking for, strictly a heterosexual man above the age of 30 without kid(s), dark skinned & self aware , those are non negotiable. You could be anywhere in Kenya. Be over your exes and be generally at a good place financially and emotionally because I am. Be FUN and knowledgeable. Hit my DM if this piques your interest and we can talk. PS I love slow burns. I'm in no rush to be yours, this should go as organically as possible.

Looking forward to interacting. Cheers guys and keep kicking ass, you got this!

Update 1.

GUYS TYSM for the overwhelming engagement, you guys have really matched my energy 🎉✨🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾. I've experienced a good range of emotions: joy, laughter, warmth and annoyance from the expected miserable trolls. As you can imagine, my DMs are packed and I'm going to work, vetting and narrowing down to who I feel we are most aligned be it platonically or romantically.

I'll not go back and forth in the comment section anymore it's been a good run and tbh I have KPIs to meet at my day job😂 I think that is fair enough.

Guys lazima niseme initoke. I got an extremely vile PM from one of you and I'm going to SHAME and EXPOSE. So after opening it I did the most natural thing which is to go through his profile and see what's up. Turns out this man is going through shit, he's jobless, homeless, apparently famished and on the brink of offing himself. I had to sit back in AMUSEMENT because WTF! If you're in the trenches and your whole profile is a cry for help yet you have the energy to be so mean to a total stranger that hasn't hurt you! Crazy right? To this specific man, circumstances will not change with this kind of energy. And please guys if there's anyone you should be bitter about it's the government of the day, and to be precise your local MCA and MP not a harmless Reddit user, okay?! WHOOSAH I'm good now 😭🥲May we be unmoved by the things people project onto you, that is never a reflection of you and always a sign of where they are internally.

Someone else with the username WIFE BEATER dmed me, you SCARED the SHIT out of me please 🥺

Alrighty, may the force be with you all🙏🏾 Hopefully I'll come back to this in some months with a pleasant update.