My anti coffee propaganda

-It's bitter

-It takes a long time to brew

-Tea exists

-There are no fruit flavored coffees

-The beans smell bad and make you sneeze

-All the cafes has like 50 coffee options for every 5 tea options

-It smells

-I opened a can of coffee just now and it splashed on my face

Conclusion: Just drink Syene's coffee. She's the only one in the world who makes good coffee