*snap* You’re a character on Red Dwarf… who are you?

A toaster among non-toast-eaters?

A mechanoid who gets jazz fm?

A well-dressed cat-like creature?

A slightly daft computer?

A man three million years away from a woman?

A hologram of a dead woman?

A smeghead?

ETA per u/Kitchen_Part_882 — a pile of dust on the floor