Who was the first?

Who the fuck was the first crazy bastard to look at a chicken’s egg and say “ bro I bet we could eat that shit.” Like everything else in the world makes sense, certain plants are edible and we eat those, animals give meat and some of us eat those, milk from animals which most people say they don’t understand I can get, there must’ve been someone who saw a baby drinking their mother’s milk and thought that’s probably really good for them, maybe I can give it to my baby and they will grow up big and strong, but eggs just don’t make sense as food in any context of discovery, like they make sense as food because we’re here now, but how the hell did we get here? Sorry for the paragraph guys I’m really blitzed.