From the great plateau, two huge robotic arms burst out of the ground, before pulling whatever it is out..

A top hat, and then a head, then torso, then legs..

It's the Vah Plucky.

Plimothy's voice booms out.

"HeeellOOOO my friendos! It's tiiiiimeeeee!"

Four armies of robots appear at the edges of Hyrule. One army from the north, one army from the east, one army from the west, and one army from the south.

A massive forcefield is put up around the Vah Plucky, as it begins to walk toward Hyrule Castle.

"Ahem, ahem- I should probably lower this thing's volume.."

The volume is lowered, but still loud enough to hear.

"So, anyways, here's my plan! I'll take over Hyrule, establish an age of true chaos, no laws, no rules, where the only thing worshipped is the glorious Plucky! Then, I'll spread that to the entire planet! And then the solar system! And then the galaxy! AND THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!"

"AhAhhaHAhahHHahahHahHAhhah.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

.

"So, if anyone wishes to join, me, just say! And we'll conquer existence!"