Groundhog Day

What up πŸ†™ my Punxsutawney SLUTS 😜🦫 it’s GroundHOg Day πŸ™ŒπŸΌ and you know what that means 😈 it’s time to slurp down ⬇️ some LAP HOGS πŸ‘…πŸ– Today β˜€οΈ our favorite 😍 little fuckable 😩 GOPHER 🦫 will be looking πŸ‘€ for his shadow ✌🏼 determine if we get 😧 more WET πŸ†πŸ’¦WINTER β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈ or if we move πŸ”› to SEXY SPRING 😎🌈 All the nastiest 😈πŸ₯΄ sluttiest πŸ₯΄ marmot mommies πŸ’…πŸΏ will be at GOBBLER’S KNOB πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹ to let that Woodchuck FUCK πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ right ➑️ into their Inner Circle πŸ˜³πŸ€΅πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ© Send this to πŸ’― of your best KNOB GOBBLING 🦦🌰 acorn jugglingπŸ€ΉπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ THICCwood 🀀 BADgers 😈 If you get 0️⃣ back, it’s gonna be a long 😳 hard πŸͺ΅ cold πŸ₯Ά DRY PUSSY WINTER 😾 for you πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§΄ If you get 5️⃣ back, you might see πŸ‘€ your shadHOEs 😎 after all 😩 If you get πŸ”ŸπŸ˜§ back, you’ll be getting a warm Spring 🌳 and a warmerπŸ”₯ LOAD πŸ’¦πŸ˜œ If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, FUXsutawney Phil πŸ†πŸ¦« will be scurrying 😧 into your greasy little gopher hole πŸ¦«πŸ•³ tonight! 😩πŸ₯΄