Gimme the weirdest/laughable verse, i need a good laugh

Well as the title suggest. Lately my life are getting sucker than ever. My parents getting more demanding, smh more controlling and strict to the point i would only be given phone for only like 3 hours in the name of "my mental health" as if it's not one to keeping me alive (they really think i'm 10 who knows nothing better), ramadhan also getting closer in two days which means no everything and doctrination all over again, a plenty of works that i havent actually touch due to lost of motivation and all.. Yeah i just need a good laugh. Thank you so much