Additional April line ideas for diss track + lines for Ray Mond
For fun here are some more ideas for the diss track. A P Money, Zolo, Ray Mond, and April diss track would be so funny
April: I guess you wanted to get murdered on another kind of track. My gworl had her turn, now it’s mine so I won’t hold back.
Yeah we’ve been friendly before, You were probably expecting some jabs then some jokes and nothing more.
Did you forget who the f*ck you’re talking to? The type of shooters that I’ve got in my crew?
Ray might have gone toe to toe with Bon, But she’s still got all 10 of hers which is more than I can say about you, come on.
Did you forget who I roll with? Got Zolo and P, You should’ve just pleaded the fifth. Let’s see, what was your diss? That I’m popular and I’m rich? That I like money and gifts? So what if I do? Sorry I don’t want to be a bum like you.
If you think my only personality trait is being shallow, you’re the one that’s only scratched the surface. I’ve got family and friends and purpose.
When you make your tea, I see that your kettle is black. Your ego is so big you don’t know when to take a step back.
You thought you brought bars, But I’ve got a man sitting at the head of it. Your flow was subpar, Wrote a few lines and now you think you’re hard.
Never said I was the best in my crew, But I know that I’m a thousand times better than you.
Even if you had dug my grave, I would still come back and haunt you for the rest of your days.
I heard you moved in across the street, Got Hazel’ed, I think you may want to take a seat. Sorry it took a while to get back to you, I was in Japan at my meet and greet. The paparazzi said Bobby Beldrum wrote me a song and I said, who? Sh*t, even the reporter that asked didn’t have a clue.
Don’t worry I’ll still give you a signed headshot gunshot sound From April Fooze to my biggest fan, double X double O heart heart sound of pen signing
The gworls got my back, I don’t even have to say it, but you know CG stays strapped. They’d be more than happy to take the trash Out Back.
Now you’ve got your Bondi Boys catching strays, Is it fun? ‘Cause an enemy to all is a friend to none.
Isn’t it exhausting? Having so much 1-sided beef. Someone looks at you the wrong way, Then your suddenly at an all you can eat Having a feast.
Let’s be real for a second, This was your attempt to get a little attention. But don’t forget to get a listen you had to drop the Fooze mention. The only reason I’m responding is because I’m bored. You’ve got a one way ticket to Irrelevant Island, all aboard.
If I was Kendrick you still wouldn’t be Drake, Putting your name next to theirs would still be a disgrace.
The only thing I feel for you is pity, You’re the head of the has been committee.
Another day with Wu Chang on top. Another way for BonBon to flop. We stand on business, While you can barely stand at all, Good thing for you, you’re already at the bottom, so you don’t have much more distance to fall.
Since you want to talk about my girl Ray, I’ll pass the mic and let her have her say.
Ray Mond: First name Ray last name Mond Are you ready for a game BonBon? Just like our other one your end will be the same. train horn sound I’ll take off the the safety, pull back, and aim gun shot sound
Listen here, Chatty sends his regards, Sorry winning any round just wasn’t in your cards.
Come on, try to be a Bondi Man instead of a Bondi Boy, You’re making yourself too easy to destroy.
Come on, stand up on your own two feet. You clearly don’t know when it’s time to admit defeat.
Come on, Pull yourself up by the bootstraps Oh sh*t was that your shoe they found at the train tracks?
Yeah, I’ve been on the other end of your knife, That was an experience, here, let me describe: It was a whole 2 inches. Tell me, how are those leg stitches?
Tell me, how’s the gunshot wound healing? Tell me, how’s losing? I wouldn’t understand the feeling.
Does it make you mad? That I’m the queen of the fun house, That I unintentionally took over everything that you once had? That’s what happens when you’re a go-getter, Sh*t we all know even your ex-wife likes me better.