Addicted?
My wife has been accusing me of having a “sauce problem” for years - decades, even. And honestly? She’s not wrong. It’s been a wild ride - hot streaks of heavy use followed by brief, sauce-free detoxes. But lately, things have escalated. I’m choosing what meals to make based on how well they’ll hold up to a good dousing. I’ve even started carrying my own emergency stash when we go out, because why should I suffer through bland food just to keep up appearances?
My wife has been accusing me of having a “sauce problem” for years - decades, even. And honestly? She’s not wrong. It’s been a wild ride - hot streaks of heavy use followed by brief, sauce-free detoxes. But lately, things have escalated. I’m choosing what meals to make based on how well they’ll hold up to a good dousing. I’ve even started carrying my own emergency stash when we go out, because why should I suffer through bland food just to keep up appearances?