Funeral wreaths, protest trucks... what's next?

I was contemplating what I am doing with my life and thought of how all of these fans have expendable income to send funeral wreaths and protest trucks to companies. Then I got to thinking, what else?

I would like to start a business where my friends and I, for the right hourly price, will go to a company and protest for you! Signs, chants or silence (if a silent protest is ordered) will all be factored into the price. We will be loud and proud of your disdain for said company, right in front of the building. "Heck no, we won't go, until x gets more lines"

Anyone else want to join my 'kProtest' business? (Name of company not final).