Can’t a girl catch a break!

And don’t hit me with the “ it’s a bad day not a bad life” bs. Let me rant.

I was having a bad day , office shenanigans nini nini, so I left the office early.. I stepped on a nail on my way to get a jav. It gets worse, I lose my pod’s case in the jav, I only noticed when I get to hospital during triage. I get home, I just wanna shower and get over with this day, my worst fear happens. The shower head decides, water isn’t enough , let me sprinkle some sparks.✨✨karibu mkimbize mwili.

Let me cry and sleep , whoever has my voodoo doll, just finish me in my sleep .

EDIT: jav = matatu

TLDR; a series of unfortunate events.