To the tune of the Phineas and Ferb theme song

There's only 1 full day, for new presentations, all because the old ones were worthless, so the only salvation for brand new creations, is not repeating the last time, like baby,

Mistaking porn for an internet art form, and calling it a type of history (how?)

Or saying that Belguim, just doesn't exist, and demanding to be Class Rep now!

Or not doing the work, sit in the back and lurk, pretending to be sick again, (I wasn't here!)

Making the teacher mad, and drink until she had, enough BS to go insane!

As you can tell, there's a whole lot of work to do, which together stacks real tall,

so you can bet the Schoppenboer girls are gonna do it all,

Yes you can bet the Schoppenboer girls will probably do it all.