Anyone else hate it when people use cash?

I've been a cashier for 4 years at this point, and never had a drawer off solely on my account (my previous employer had some very questionable practices and many hands were in each drawer, but that's a story for another time). In spite of my track record and overall skill as a cashier, I still despise cash payments, because I'm aware all it takes is one mistake. You can win 1000 times, hell, you can win 1,000,000, god only knows how many drawers I've been through in my time as a cashier. But you need only lose once with cash for it all to go to shit. One stuck bill unnoticed, one counterfeit undetected, one bill misplaced, and suddenly you're a bad cashier and you're fired. All because some primitive assholes are DETERMINED to use the most inconvenient form of payment because they're so stuck in the past or are so worried about the government tracking the cheap bread they bought (they know anyways).

The majority of people use cards because they're just better. They're much faster, much simpler, and overall much more efficient for all involved. There's also more security and no room for error. Processing fees are baked into the price by any semi-competent business, and cash has a much larger plethora of business costs associated with it in and of itself.

Get with the times, people and businesses alike. Use the objectively superior means of payment and stop inconveniencing yourself and everyone around you.