This is technically the closest thing to a mermaid

So imagine if I open a boat tour attraction called “mermaid wildlife tours” and it is advertised that at the end of the wildlife tour you’ll see mermaids and when people ride it at the end of the tour the boat stops at a beach and when everyone gets out they all get disappointed when they see the “mermaids” and it’s just seals. Imagine how disappointed the little girls who love mermaids are but at least they’ll get to see cute seals!