In an Alternate Reality where BullDyke Lesbian Tony Is the Mob LesBoss Would AJ Be a Turbo Alpha Or a Twink and Would Maedo be a Powerlifter: asking for a friend

Hey guys title says it all because like if they were you'd have a more forceful Carmela and maybe junior wouldn't be so ostracized for getting a mouthful of tuna and you know, my dude, it's the sort of thing that would make for a better world because LesBoss Tony woulda had a better time in Italy and maybe even let Vito live.

Also worth thinking if Paulie was the Last Airbender.