What's the craziest thing you've hallucinating on shrooms?

I don't like not being in my own body so I rarely ever do "too much", but the two times I got way too high on shrooms were crazy. The first time was like my 4th time taking shrooms, the first 3 times I took them, I took like a gram and nothing happened, so I bought a lot and just snacked on most of a 7.5g bag of Makilla Gorilla because I had just figured you need to take a lot to feel anything. Boy was I wrong. I saw the death star in the night sky, I forgot how to pee, one of my friends left and I didn't realize, and I thought we were watching anime in Japanese when we were actually watching fucking Community in English.

The second time was after I had a little more experience with tripping. I was a little high, so I decided to take more, but I didn't feel like taking a lot so I just took a few pieces of Blue Meanies and took a shower. When I got out, I put on Superbad, and I thought I died. It felt like I weighed nothing, and my vision and hearing had like a 4 second delay. If I slapped myself, I'd feel it right away, but wouldn't hear the slap or saw my hand move until 4 seconds after, I thought I was a ghost for like 5 minutes. After that for some reason my vision was entirely filled with my hands. It's like my brain saw my hands at my sides in my peripheral view, and then it copied and pasted them everywhere. Everywhere I looked, it looked like somebody had just copied and pasted my hands overtop of everything. Even when I closed my eyes, all I saw was my hands everywhere for a good hour straight. It was so bad, and it was the last time I took enough shrooms to trip lol.

What are your craziest experiences?