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I thought I was just having a bad hair day
I'm a hamster
You can telepathically pull your own socks off.
The first thought a newborn baby will have.
Last words before sudden death
You can teach any animal to sing
"What a beautiful day!" I said to the ble bird on my windowsill.
I took a hot girl back to my room
If you sing really high, you can break glass
You turn invisible as soon as no one is looking at you.
Where did you meet your boyfriend?
Weird cold symptoms, my boyfriend had them too. Is it something else?
My best friend's wedding is today!
I raced to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but the toilet was missing.
I flicked the light switch in the dark, chilling room.
My mom always told me to be myself.
My best friend is newly homeless, and her parents took a lot of her stuff when she left.
Your new rapper name is lil+your favorite color+the last thing you ate. What's your name?
"I'm having suicidal thoughts."
I need a one-minute regency era British monologue for women. Any ideas?
