Don’t look
My human is broken
Parrot 🦜
Dancer
Take that, door stopper
Teddy bear 🧸
Beefy puppies
More memory capacity, aging real time, immortality?
Round and round figurine
Parrot sass
Flying to Korea to get upset because men don’t look like your K-Pop fantasies 🤦♂️
That face
Followed up on a FB Marketplace ad that was too good to be true.
Gorgeous with perfect tits
Hotdog 🌭 thinks it’s Kendrick Lamar
I was drugged and left to be used by everyone
I'm getting married!! 😭😭😭
Late night real talk
chai > everything else
A grandpa learns Poppy’s bedtime routine when parents are on vacation
I must have a child brain cause this is too funny to me
Hannah never responded
Support group
RIP Kelly
